Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
you told the cab driver to stop being such a pussy because he wouldn't let you shotgun a beer in the backseat
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He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
Blow job season was short but glorious.
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
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I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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