covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
the condom got lost in my hair
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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