Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
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