Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
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Am I texting you while being used as a stripper pole by two half-naked women? hint: I am.
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
Dude. I only took a 20 out the ATM last night. How do I have 83 ones?
You stole from the strippers again. I wish I was ninja like you
The feeling are messing with the penis
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
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I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
The FEDEX guy just cock blocked me by getting his van stuck in my driveway
Pandora played an ad for a free trial for an abortion pill if you’ve had unprotected sex in the last 2-3 days and then Lucky came on... I literally am dying laughing
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
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