I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
Last night drunk me texted a sure to be hungover me my class schedule and locations for today. I'm like a mom preparing her child for the first day of school
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
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He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
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He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
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