do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
The feeling are messing with the penis
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
It's not Christmas until you get a photo from an ex wearing a Santa hat and red boxers... And then you just respond with, "nope."
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
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