oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
the next pure michigan commercial i see, i am going to pee in a fucking lake
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
She spilled some tequila on her hair somehow and I guess I felt bad for her, so I yelled "ROOMIES FOR LIFE" and dipped my hair in my tequila.
Drunkenly bought a $240 realtor course last night. Apparently even drunk me thinks my future is going nowhere
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
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