But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Just threw up my room service breakfast with my fake eyelashes and pearls still on.
I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
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Good. I hungoveredly cleaned your room. This is what being married is going to be like. I pick the condoms up off the floor and you bring home the hot dogs.
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.
Missing part of a tooth cos I tried to open a beer with my teeth, just saw a dude that looked like bill Cosby though so things are looking up
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
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Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
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