Midget sex pt 2 tonight
dude, im still at the bar with two chics... one has a moustache ill save that one for you... be home in 20min..
I think tequila should come with a little jiminy cricket
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
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i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
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If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
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