There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
Hey man sorry I got all grabby
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Dude, you need to talk to your mom
wtf?
She just called and asked if i would be part of the intervention she's planning for you
i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
i woke up this morning from the best one night stand. i made the guy mickey mouse pancakes for breakfast and when i walked back into the bedroom he said "marry me"
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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