it wasn't lemon gatorade
For future reference, a lint roller appears to be the easiest way to get glitter out of a beard.
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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