they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
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I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
Bad news: I found out that girl you want has a boyfriend. Good news: she'll probably cheat on him with you. Better news: after seeing the way she treats him, that's the most interaction you're going to want with her anyway. Trust me.
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
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So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
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