Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
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There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
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So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
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