My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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