Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
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Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
My roommate was being an ass so I put everyone's drinks/shots on his tab for the entire night. Then when we left he was telling me how he got out cheaper than last time.
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What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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