I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
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Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
She told me that for every Ravens touchdown, I'd get to come once.
Marry her. Marry her now. I'll help you steal the ring.
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
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"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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