the cashier wished me a happy fathers day while i bought condoms
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
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i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
So yeah, don't be alarmed when you come home after work to find me eating cookie dough out of a margarita glass with a knife and watching The Little Mermaid. It's been one of those days.
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
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BRING THE BAGELS
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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