My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
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There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
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see that vagina ? that vagina means business
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
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