I accidentally had phone sex last night
He asked to "fluff my boner.."
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
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Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
This whole bra on the outside of my shirt thing is so convenient. It turns my shirt into a pocket to eat Fritos out of. Mmm boobies
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She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
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