why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
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I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
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I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
Last night a drunk chick tried to lick me. If you are trying to lick the zombies, you are too drunk for the haunted house.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
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