Non-Jews are for practice
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
Do you ever look at someone's Snapchat story and think ‘you told me you would eat my ass’?
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
I don't want my vagina anymore.
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
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