everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
I bought the restaurant a boat airhorn to wake up sleeping employees.
I love you
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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