doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
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Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
I fell asleep with my vibrator still in me. I am the Queen of Sad Masturbation.
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
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Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
Some girls wake up to good morning texts. I wake up to pictures of an angry Shrek getting a blowjob.
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
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