You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
Well my unnaturally hairy chest finally came in handy. It took at least an hour to shave the american flag into my chest but I definitely went America all over that party
Just because I'm sleeping with him doesn't mean I'm in love with him, it means that I want to have sex with someone who isn't a serial killer.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
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