we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
But, I don't have the body of a porn star, so nobody would hire me. Unless they're doing like a trip to the safari and they need an albino rhino
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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