guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
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quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
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You're a waste of cheezeits
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
You know that panicky moment when you go home with a guy and realize you’ve been there before?!? HAPPENING RIGHT NOW!!!
Turns out I banged his son a few months ago but the kids back at college so I don’t have to worry about him walking in while Dad has me bent over the couch
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