guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
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