As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.
I ordered a moonbounce.
Fuck, you win.
I have a video (on my shattered iphone) of a random DJ at some bar giving me a birthday shoutout and texts from random numbers talking about birthday sex. My birthday is in April... Happy birthday to me?
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we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
You wanted to thank my penis. You wanted me to take the condom off so you could touch it and thank it.
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
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They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
The last thing I remember is being given a cup full of absinthe and deciding I needed to wear my tool belt
You were returned to the hotel by someone wearing a priest costume and carrying knives.
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
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