Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
The carpet cleaning people refuse to steam clean human feces. I'll call back later and blame it on the dog not you
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
be right there i have to get my cape
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
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