What do you think that old couple was thinking when they saw me puking in the QT parking lot at ten in the morning?
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
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Lucky for you, I found your phone.....Not so lucky for you, it was in the bottom of your vomit-filled trashcan.
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
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Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
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