Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
just went to get groceries. a cashier said she saw me last night. i guess i carried a broom back from the party and swept the street the whole walk back...and i claimed to be in the cast of wicked
no, he came in my armpit
and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
Purse pizza: the pizza you buy before the club, and you eat on the train home. I thought you knew me by now!
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
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