He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
we were shitfaced at work by 8pm. I had to stop myself from pouring vodka in everyone's cappuccino.
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
I'm literally trapped as the little spoon on a mattress on the floor of an unfinished basement with a professional athlete snoring in my hair
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
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