Where are you?
In a non slutty way
I came back to the apartment and he was waiting for me, covered in mustard.
needless to say I left
gotta love it when a reminder comes up on your phone and u think u forgot about a meeting or something then u read it and its only to remind me to go to the titty bar at 3
nothing says happy birthday like half a tampon wrapped in someone else's hair on your shoulder.
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
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