She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
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broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
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If you're not going to call the girls I bring around by name, at least don't call them by number. It's been cockblocking since girl #47. Dick.
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
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