Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
my mom just informed me my dog smells like cum
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
Why can't burritos get me drunk
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
Randomize
