I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
I'm sitting on the couch playing the sims, how's ur night going?
I'm sitting on my floor, drinking wine, and listening to bette midlers "wind beneath my wings"
Why are our lives so predictable?
Dude I may be rolling but there's no way I can make up a 12 ft tall giant green man waving to me right now
False alarm, security just told me it's a radio tower
Randomize
