I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
Was not aware that standing loudly up off the couch and loudly, drunkenly slurring "I'M EIGHTEEN NOW BITCHES" counted as a primitive mating call.
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