Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
I was in the bathroom throwing up...when I walked out he was sitting there watching porn and jacking off. He said, "Sounded like you were gonna be in there for a while."
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
You guessed 7 of 8 bra sizes correctly. You're like a drunk rainman.
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
Randomize
