Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
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