you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
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