You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
The best part about this city is obvious. Someone saw me crouching by a bar pissing in my leftover Panera bread bowl and they just winked.
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
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