Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
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Dude. I only took a 20 out the ATM last night. How do I have 83 ones?
You stole from the strippers again. I wish I was ninja like you
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
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Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
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