ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
I've been at work for less than an hour and have pooped twice already. That's what happens when you start sleeping with your roommate and don't want to use the bathroom at home anymore.
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
Apparently tackling a bar stool and crashing to the floor while yelling for 6 shots of whiskey won't get you thrown out on St Pattys Day.
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
My breath smells like gin and sadness
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