Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
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He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
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Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
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