normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I need hand sanitizer and jesus.
I saw a penis in my cereal this morning. do you think my cheerios are like professor trelawney's tea leaves?
one can only hope.
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
Randomize
