she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
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and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
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It's 11:50 on Friday the 13th. There's a full moon. AND the bride to be just puked on herself while getting a lap dance from a stripper named...wait for it....LUCKY. Is this real life?
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
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