dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
Dude, if that was the MLB player I think it was leaving your bedroom this morning please tell me you got his autograph. It could pay the rent for like six months.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
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