Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
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So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
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Life Epiphany- I need to have children so I can be the drunk grandma at family functions. Its my destiny.
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
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