can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
I just accidentally handed the ticket lady a condom instead of the intended ticket. I am now the official whore of Harry Potter.
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
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I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
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Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
So vagazzling was a success
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
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