she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
Dude, it's the frankincense and myrrh soap. Smelling like baby Jesus will get you laid.
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
You FaceTimed your mom in the back of the limo telling her how many guys you hooked up with at the concert
Did I seriously answer the door for a home delivery of weed from you and your boss while wearing last night's 80s rockstar face paint?
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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