And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
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