): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
We were hooking up, both of us naked. She starts putting her clothes back on and says, "I have to go to the bathroom." I reply, "No you don't, you're leaving." Without hesitation she looks at me and says, "Yeah."
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
I'll just tell your children you were the queen of drunk town and you had a giant purple monkey named bongo
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
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