I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
Left for charity run at 5AM. Saw a pigeon eating last night's vomit and a pair of shame-walkers in high heels. Nature at it's finest.
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we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
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We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
Those nachos came to me in a dream
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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