WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
These 29 Nasty People Went To The Bathroom In Public
The girl beside me at the laundromat is bitching a guy out on the phone for jizzing on her bedspread. She had to use a triple machine to wash it.
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
I performed "get broken glass out of my shoulder" surgery last night... Drunk, with a what-a-burger straw.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
19 People Who Had An Inappropriate Celebrity Encounter
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment