You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
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Watching Fresh Prince at 9am with a beer in hand and he just said to Uncle Phil "Sometimes I worry that I'll never get my life together." I feel like that was a sign from above or something
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
Did you hear me? I HAVE THE CONTENTS OF AN NBA PLAYER'S CONDOM IN MY BEDROOM TRASHCAN!! This shit is potentially worth millions of dollars to a fertile young female who is ovulating. How do I sell it fast??
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Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
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