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• (713): View more from Texas

  You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin

  (954): View more from Florida

  Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language

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• (631): View more from New York

  Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?

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• (724): View more from Pennsylvania

  how do flat chested girls get laid?

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• (321): View more from Florida Space Coast

  Urine might work for jellyfish stings, but we found out it doesn't work well for nose bleeds...

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  21 People Tragically Stumbled Upon A Dead Body

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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.

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• (916): View more from California

  The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.

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  Try oodles of noodles this time.

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• (516): View more from New York

  The nurse who handed me my discharge papers underlined and highlighted do not consume alcohol while on my painkiller its like she knows me.

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• (970): View more from Colorado

  I woke up to the sound of gentle rain, only to realize I was laying under a urine trough in the men's restroom. Fuck you, bourbon. Fuck you.

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.

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  27 Socially Expected Things That Are The Absolute Worst

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• (321): View more from Florida Space Coast

  Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...

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• (585): View more from New York

  WHAT THE FUCK JASON, WHY IS THERE A FREE BLOW JOBS BY LISA SIGN IN MY FRONT LAWN WITH MY PHONE NUMBER ON IT?! PEOPLE ARE PULLING INTO MY DRIVEWAY!

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball

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• (914): View more from New York

  Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."

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• (713): View more from Texas

  haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old

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• (631): View more from New York

  I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.

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