Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
Grilled cheese and whiskey for lunch is why i should NEVER be a housewife.
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
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